Johnny Manziel CRAZY UNTOLD STORY! College Party KNOCKOUT!!
00:00:00.520 | - Man, Johnny, tell us, before we hop off here,
00:00:03.080 | tell us one story you've never told on a podcast
00:00:06.680 | about those college days,
00:00:09.960 | and just those days that people are so curious about your life.
00:00:13.600 | Tell us a story.
00:00:14.760 | - You gotta tell him, you know, when he, this is true,
00:00:17.480 | he pulled up to the UT, the rival of A&M.
00:00:20.800 | Didn't you pull up to the UT frat house?
00:00:23.040 | - That's a good one.
00:00:24.760 | - That is the best, that is the funniest thing of all time.
00:00:26.640 | - That's a really good one.
00:00:27.480 | So, a lot of my boys, you know, and me growing up,
00:00:30.800 | I was a huge Texas fan, I wanted to go to UT.
00:00:33.720 | A lot of my best friends from high school went to UT.
00:00:36.960 | So, 'cause I redshirted my first year,
00:00:40.400 | and they have their spring parties going on,
00:00:42.280 | they're a bunch of Kappa Sigs, and SAEs,
00:00:44.680 | and different fraternities.
00:00:46.120 | So I went down for a weekend for their big parties.
00:00:49.200 | - The rival college.
00:00:50.040 | - And had the best time ever, but I'm a redshirt.
00:00:52.240 | Nobody really knows who I am.
00:00:53.480 | Like, I played against a guy named Malcolm Brown
00:00:55.800 | in high school, was an unbelievable running back.
00:00:57.840 | Like, guys who I had known and competed against went to Texas.
00:01:00.720 | So, you know, we were still good dogs.
00:01:02.880 | Played unbelievable battles against each other in high school.
00:01:05.680 | And like, went, had the best time ever, rocked it,
00:01:10.560 | slept on the floor of the fucking SAE house, and it was sick.
00:01:14.120 | Like, I start that year, go play, win the Heisman.
00:01:18.240 | The next spring comes around.
00:01:20.040 | I'm like, we're fucking doing Fiji Island again, duh.
00:01:24.000 | - Yeah.
00:01:25.000 | - We're like going to the mall before the game.
00:01:27.000 | My boy buys a fucking Aaron Hernandez jersey.
00:01:29.640 | I buy a Tim Tebow jersey, 'cause I thought it would be fucking hilarious
00:01:32.720 | to go party and drink a thousand beers in a Jets Tim Tebow jersey.
00:01:37.840 | And I walk into this party, and, fuck, man.
00:01:43.320 | They have a bunch of floaty, like, pools and, like, hay bales around it.
00:01:47.040 | And it's like a foam party and stuff.
00:01:48.920 | And, you know, I'm sitting on one of the hay bales.
00:01:52.120 | I'm talking with my boys who play at UT.
00:01:54.400 | And this fucking guy walks by me, and he fucking bumps me.
00:02:00.160 | And I, like, fucking fall and, like, put one foot into the pool.
00:02:03.200 | And I kind of walk by, and I, like, let it slide.
00:02:05.200 | I'm like, fuck it, whatever.
00:02:06.240 | My shoe's fucking soaked.
00:02:07.600 | I'm getting a little pissed.
00:02:09.360 | And then the fucking guy comes back, bro,
00:02:11.520 | and hits me with a fucking shoulder check again.
00:02:13.880 | This time, both feet in the water.
00:02:15.920 | And I sit there for a minute, and the guy, like, walks around all the hay bales,
00:02:19.040 | and he's going to the other side.
00:02:20.280 | And I just walk through every one of these pools.
00:02:22.880 | Just fucking walk right across, bro.
00:02:24.720 | And he's walking like this.
00:02:25.760 | And I just fucking crow hop, and boom!
00:02:29.200 | Fucking knock him out, bro.
00:02:30.680 | His arms go fucking stiff, and he falls into the fucking floaty pool.
00:02:34.320 | And I'm like-- and I just walk straight out the door.
00:02:37.480 | Damn.
00:02:38.000 | So then I think it was, like, the next year,
00:02:39.760 | I go back to the same party.
00:02:41.440 | This guy's, of course, in the same fucking fret, dude.
00:02:45.080 | And I walk in, and I'm there for maybe, like, 30 minutes.
00:02:49.160 | And you start to hear a little whispers.
00:02:51.920 | They're starting to fucking gang up and shit.
00:02:53.760 | And they're like, yo, you need to get the fuck out of here.
00:02:56.640 | I'm like, what?
00:02:57.600 | You need to get the fuck out of here.
00:02:58.920 | And they're all standing up on the balcony, and they're loaded up with fucking beers.
00:03:02.480 | And they just start making it fucking rain at me, throwing it.
00:03:05.760 | I, like, have two of my boys.
00:03:07.600 | They, like, put my arm around them.
00:03:08.800 | We walk out, like, walk out into the street.
00:03:10.480 | And then 20 dudes come out.
00:03:12.480 | And I'm with four of my boys from fucking Kerrville.
00:03:14.480 | And it was one of those moments where they kind of, like, surround you.
00:03:16.880 | And we're all back-to-back against each other.
00:03:19.280 | And we're like, we fucking-- let's get it fucking popping.
00:03:22.480 | Let's go.
00:03:23.040 | This is what it's all about.
00:03:24.160 | We, like, fucking-- we're squaring up, like, waiting for somebody to do something.
00:03:27.440 | And finally, like, nothing really happened.
00:03:29.680 | And we just walk down the street and go back to our own frat house.
00:03:32.640 | And, like, that was the end of the story.
00:03:34.560 | But I wake up the next day on TMZ, you know, fucking beers raining down,
00:03:41.120 | walking out of the fucking frat house.
00:03:43.280 | Like, just all kinds of fucking shit started.
00:03:46.000 | Like, Manziel partying in a fucking Tebow jersey.
00:03:48.800 | And then my boy has his fucking sunglasses hanging down on his nose.
00:03:52.480 | He's in an Aaron Hernandez jersey, and he's just so fucked up.
00:03:55.440 | And everybody called him sunglass shithead for, like, the rest of his life.
00:03:59.280 | And it went fucking viral forever.