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7.16.18 VBS Skit Day 1 2018


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00:00:00.000 | Give a big applause for our SKIP team!
00:00:03.000 | [applause]
00:00:09.000 | Last year, Captain Corc next sport won against Nemesis of Genesis
00:00:15.000 | and spread the gospel across the galaxy.
00:00:18.000 | Nemesis even accepted Christ and picked up his cross.
00:00:22.000 | This year, the 2018 Marines Summer Olympics are about to begin!
00:00:27.000 | So countries such as Wakanda, Kuala, Pani, Scrantonia, and Maria
00:00:32.000 | may begin to compete at the highest level.
00:00:35.000 | [music]
00:00:41.000 | Well, church! It's a fine day for the 2018 Marine Olympics!
00:00:46.000 | I'm your host, Miss Announcer!
00:00:49.000 | Behind me, we have the top athletes from around the galaxy,
00:00:53.000 | each representing their home planet.
00:00:56.000 | No surprise to find that no matter what size, shape, or color of our skin,
00:01:01.000 | our same love for sports unites us.
00:01:04.000 | Join us today as we watch the athletes compete in the three-legged race at the jump rope.
00:01:10.000 | Now, in lane one, we have...
00:01:14.000 | the...
00:01:19.000 | Cavendish Savage and the Kualan!
00:01:25.000 | In lane two, the...
00:01:28.000 | Wakandan!
00:01:33.000 | And in lane three, the Bereans!
00:01:40.000 | In lane four, Scrantonia!
00:01:46.000 | And in lane five, Pani.
00:01:50.000 | Now, as the racers and the Olympians get ready for their events,
00:01:56.000 | let's all cheer for the teams that you would like to win.
00:02:01.000 | Now, racers, on your mark, get set, go!
00:02:07.000 | And they're off! And the Kualans are definitely beating everybody in the athlete world!
00:02:13.000 | [cheering]
00:02:16.000 | What an astonishing victory from the Kualans!
00:02:23.000 | Wow, there's so many strong, skilled, and smart athletes here.
00:02:27.000 | How will I even survive?
00:02:32.000 | Whoa!
00:02:34.000 | Hey, watch where you're going!
00:02:36.000 | Yeah, watch it.
00:02:38.000 | Sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:02:39.000 | Hey, hey, hey, you didn't mean to.
00:02:41.000 | Watch where you're going, okay? Do you even belong here?
00:02:44.000 | Yeah, what are you doing here anyway?
00:02:47.000 | Look at yourself.
00:02:49.000 | Do you look like an Olympian?
00:02:51.000 | Have you looked at yourself lately?
00:02:53.000 | Dude, stop copying me.
00:02:55.000 | Dude, stop copying me.
00:02:57.000 | Hey, knock it off. It's a competition.
00:03:00.000 | [music]
00:03:09.000 | [music]
00:03:17.000 | What do you want?
00:03:18.000 | Is this yours?
00:03:20.000 | [music]
00:03:28.000 | You're right. They're so strong like the Egyptians.
00:03:32.000 | You can never beat them.
00:03:35.000 | They do look pretty strong, huh?
00:03:37.000 | You know what? I'm confident that our God is stronger than the Egyptians and their armies
00:03:42.000 | and those people who made fun of us.
00:03:44.000 | You know why?
00:03:45.000 | Because God always wins.
00:03:47.000 | Come on, let's pray.
00:03:49.000 | Dear God, even though this strong may hurt us,
00:03:51.000 | you are the greatest and the most almighty.
00:03:54.000 | Please deliver us. In your name we pray.
00:03:56.000 | Amen.
00:03:58.000 | [music]
00:04:16.000 | [music]
00:04:36.000 | [music]
00:04:56.000 | [music]
00:05:14.000 | You're right. God always wins.
00:05:16.000 | Let's chant.
00:05:17.000 | God always wins.
00:05:28.000 | [laughter]
00:05:30.000 | What are you guys doing?
00:05:31.000 | God always wins. God always wins.
00:05:34.000 | Yeah, what's up with that?
00:05:37.000 | Ew, wait. What's on your arms and your faces?
00:05:42.000 | Oh, you have boils everywhere.
00:05:45.000 | You have so many boils.
00:05:47.000 | You're ugly.
00:05:48.000 | No, you guys are ugly.
00:05:49.000 | I'm ugly.
00:05:51.000 | I can't go out looking like this. Not with the next competition.
00:05:55.000 | And the boils on my feet hurt so bad.
00:05:58.000 | What? Hey, don't be a little princess.
00:06:02.000 | Yeah, man up.
00:06:03.000 | You're right. I'm like a little puberty, stomach for win, gold medal.
00:06:07.000 | Okay.
00:06:12.000 | Now, as the athletes prepare for the next event, the jump rope competition,
00:06:18.000 | we're going to have the competitors from the Bereans and the Wakandans and the Koalans.
00:06:28.000 | And as they set up, who do you think will win?
00:06:35.000 | All right.
00:06:40.000 | So first, the Scrantonians and the Pawnee are going to go against each other.
00:06:50.000 | Ooh, ooh, close competition.
00:06:53.000 | Who's going to--oh, that--wow, what a sad loss for Pawnee.
00:06:58.000 | Next in the competition, the Bereans versus the Koalans.
00:07:06.000 | All right, looks close.
00:07:08.000 | Who's going to give up first?
00:07:09.000 | Will it be the Bereans?
00:07:10.000 | Oh, there's locusts everywhere.
00:07:12.000 | Oh, no, the locusts are too great for the Koalans, and they lost.
00:07:20.000 | Wow, God does always win.
00:07:22.000 | And no one can ever resist him.
00:07:24.000 | Thanks for helping me.
00:07:25.000 | What's your name again?
00:07:26.000 | I'm Anna Banana.
00:07:27.000 | I'm Keeley, Keeley Seeley.
00:07:29.000 | Come on.
00:07:30.000 | I'm going to jump the giant and try to defend the jump.
00:07:33.000 | Ooh, yeah, let's do it.
00:07:38.000 | And there you have it.
00:07:40.000 | Anna Banana and Keeley Seeley have gained one point,
00:07:44.000 | and they will be advancing to the next round of games.
00:07:48.000 | Who will be awarded for the gold medal this year?
00:07:51.000 | Will Anna Banana be able to win tomorrow's competition
00:07:54.000 | and beat Cabbage the Savage?
00:07:56.000 | Find out tomorrow in the first ever before ultra super amazing event
00:08:01.000 | at the first Oregon Olympic Games.
00:08:05.000 | [applause]
00:08:08.000 | (audience cheering)