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7.20.18 VBS Skit Day 5 2018


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00:00:00.000 | [music]
00:00:05.000 | Hello everybody, and welcome!
00:00:08.000 | I'm your host, Miss Announcer, and we're going to be possessing the winners of the 2018 Summer of Arena Olympics.
00:00:16.000 | At this time, please give a big round of applause for all the countries coming in!
00:00:23.000 | [music]
00:00:31.000 | Now, it's going to be the awards ceremony.
00:00:36.000 | Can we have in third place, Scrantonia!
00:00:43.000 | Come on to the stage!
00:00:47.000 | Right where the ticket box is.
00:00:51.000 | And in second place, can we have Wakanda!
00:00:58.000 | And in first place, North Korea!
00:01:03.000 | [cheering]
00:01:08.000 | Now, please give a big round of applause for your three champions!
00:01:13.000 | Yay!
00:01:18.000 | Now, after this, the previous teams are going to go to a ceremony.
00:01:24.000 | The ceremony is going to be a banquet for all the winners who accepted the prize and want to join in the party.
00:01:32.000 | But the Marines realize that they can't choose both Justin and God, after all, no one can serve two masters.
00:01:40.000 | Hey guys, let's celebrate our victory!
00:01:43.000 | Let's have a banquet together!
00:01:48.000 | But not everyone accepted our invitation, how about we ask them?
00:01:53.000 | Hey guys, why don't you come out of your pity corner and celebrate with us?
00:01:58.000 | [cheering]
00:02:05.000 | Why would you invite me? I cheated fair and square, but I'm so undeserving for this. Why are you being so nice?
00:02:20.000 | Yeah, why are you being so nice?
00:02:24.000 | God invites everyone to the table, as long as you repent of your sins.
00:02:31.000 | Wow.
00:02:38.000 | Question, who's more merciful than God?
00:02:42.000 | Uh, me?
00:02:43.000 | False, no one is more merciful than God. God even beats Battlestar Galactica.
00:02:50.000 | And anyways, we can't serve two masters. Join us and we can teach you more about the Bible and Jesus.
00:02:58.000 | You know what? You guys are right. I'm going to choose God over Justin because God always wins.
00:03:05.000 | Let's pray guys. Dear God, please forgive me for all the sins I have done. Amen.
00:03:12.000 | God is so strong.
00:03:17.000 | God is strong!
00:03:25.000 | Yeah, why don't you guys join us in our celebration?
00:03:28.000 | Okay.
00:03:36.000 | Oh.
00:03:41.000 | I seem to be a little lost. Do any of you know where Breann is?
00:03:46.000 | [music]
00:03:52.000 | [laughing]
00:03:55.000 | It is I, Nemesis of Genesis.
00:03:59.000 | Wait, right, I became good.
00:04:02.000 | Because you guys know that I am following God now, right?
00:04:07.000 | I am no longer in the dark side.
00:04:09.000 | Because you guys know that what? We cannot serve?
00:04:15.000 | You guys are so smart.
00:04:17.000 | Anyway, I came here looking for my twin brother. Have you guys seen him?
00:04:24.000 | Maybe. There is this guy named Andrew Chong. He is a little lost. Maybe you can help him.
00:04:36.000 | Hey!
00:04:45.000 | Stop copying me!
00:04:47.000 | Jesus! What did you make food?
00:04:50.000 | Pizza!
00:04:59.000 | You are my brother!
00:05:11.000 | Wow, congrats Nemesis on finding your brother. Why don't you join us in our celebration?
00:05:15.000 | We are celebrating the joy we have of being on God's side because He always wins.
00:05:20.000 | Sweet! Thank you so much!
00:05:23.000 | Yeah, let's go!
00:05:25.000 | [cheering]
00:05:31.000 | [music]
00:05:46.000 | [music]
00:06:06.000 | [music]
00:06:26.000 | [music]
00:06:44.000 | Alright, let's give them one more big round of applause for our good team.