2017-08-10 VBS Skit Day 4

00:00:00.000 | (children cheering)

00:00:03.000 | - So,

00:00:05.280 | cats, fork and spork were able to share the bottle

00:00:10.800 | with coughing and wheezing.

00:00:13.280 | They traveled again to continue God's great commission

00:00:16.720 | to spread the gospel to the ends of the earth.

00:00:20.400 | (children chattering)

00:00:23.560 | - Are we lost?

00:00:27.200 | - We're not lost.

00:00:28.280 | - This looks like a moon.

00:00:30.520 | - But we're not lost.

00:00:31.920 | I know exactly where we are and we're not lost.

00:00:35.160 | - Hey, look at us, that means we're directions.

00:00:38.600 | - We're not lost.

00:00:40.020 | - Can you tell us how to get to Mars?

00:00:46.160 | We need directions.

00:00:47.240 | (chomping)

00:00:49.480 | We're trying to get to Mars.

00:00:53.560 | Can you help us?

00:00:55.640 | (chomping)

00:00:57.280 | - I'm Cork and this is Spork.

00:01:00.400 | Can you tell us where Mars is?

00:01:02.280 | (chomping)

00:01:05.640 | - You already said that.

00:01:06.840 | (chomping)

00:01:09.080 | - Let's just go this way.

00:01:12.440 | - Okay, fine.

00:01:13.280 | (chomping)

00:01:17.040 | (dramatic music)

00:01:25.720 | (cheering)

00:01:27.960 | - Hey, I never wanted to know who I am

00:01:35.200 | if my computer was this size.

00:01:38.480 | Those four, they're only gonna fall

00:01:40.840 | through my trap once again.

00:01:43.080 | - Hey, let's go stop Annie.

00:01:46.440 | - Okay.

00:01:47.280 | - Shh.

00:01:48.120 | - Wow, she's so pretty.

00:01:50.480 | - I know, like look right there.

00:01:54.160 | - Wow, and she even has earrings.

00:01:56.920 | (laughing)

00:01:59.600 | And does she have a mustache?

00:02:02.600 | She kind of has a manly face.

00:02:05.000 | (laughing)

00:02:07.320 | She's so pretty.

00:02:08.640 | Anyway, can you give us the directions to Mars?

00:02:13.840 | - Of course I can give you directions to Mars.

00:02:17.600 | Come here, this way, this way, this way.

00:02:20.520 | This way, this way, here, let me show you.

00:02:23.280 | All you have to do is come right here and--

00:02:24.880 | (screaming)

00:02:26.560 | - I can't believe they fell through my pipe once again,

00:02:28.960 | you fools.

00:02:30.120 | I mean, I can't blame you though.

00:02:32.440 | I am pretty gorgeous.

00:02:34.880 | You fools, you better wait.

00:02:38.800 | I'm gonna come back and get you and do evil things.

00:02:42.240 | - What happened?

00:02:43.800 | - I think I hit the computer.

00:02:46.440 | - Oh no, we can't get out.

00:02:47.880 | How are we gonna get out of this theater?

00:02:49.600 | - Don't worry, we'll find a way out somehow.

00:02:51.720 | How, somehow?

00:02:53.000 | - Why did this have to happen to us?

00:02:54.440 | Why us?

00:02:55.280 | Hey!

00:02:56.280 | - Don't worry, God has a plan for us

00:02:59.240 | and we just need to trust in him.

00:03:01.800 | - You're right, we need to trust in God.

00:03:05.000 | What should we do?

00:03:06.160 | - I'm going to pray.

00:03:07.480 | God, please help us to remember

00:03:10.120 | that you have a plan for us and that you love us.

00:03:13.800 | Thank you for sending your son to save us.

00:03:16.280 | In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

00:03:18.680 | - Amen.

00:03:19.880 | - I am cursed.

00:03:21.080 | - What?

00:03:22.920 | - What?

00:03:23.760 | - What?

00:03:24.600 | - I'm cursed.

00:03:25.680 | - Whoa, we're out.

00:03:30.880 | - Yeah.

00:03:31.720 | - I'm cursed.

00:03:32.800 | - Yeah.

00:03:33.640 | - Help me with that.

00:03:34.480 | - Quick, let's get back to the ship

00:03:36.200 | before Nemesis finds us.

00:03:37.560 | - Okay, let's go.

00:03:38.960 | - Oh look, there's a message on the screen.

00:03:46.280 | We should play it.

00:03:47.320 | (computer beeps)

00:03:48.760 | - Captain, entering message.

00:03:51.080 | - Captain.

00:03:51.920 | - Captain Quint and Quint, we are on mission right now

00:03:57.440 | in China, and our people are in extreme danger.

00:04:01.400 | We need you to continue to work for the Great Commission.

00:04:05.560 | Come back to China, that people need you.

00:04:09.880 | And we hope that everyone, all the audience

00:04:12.800 | will join us in the work of the Great Commission.

00:04:16.160 | It's up to you.

00:04:17.600 | (speaking in foreign language)

00:04:21.520 | - Hey, where did they go?

00:04:38.240 | Did you guys have anything to do with that?

00:04:42.520 | (audience cheers)

00:04:45.360 | Quint and Squirtle, where are they?

00:04:48.360 | Hey, you three, did you have anything to do with this?

00:04:53.400 | Drama.

00:04:55.680 | No, okay, Groots, my name is Nemesis of Genesis,

00:05:01.360 | not like my twin brother Andrew over there, but,

00:05:06.600 | Groots, I'm asking you, where is Captain Quint and Squirtle?

00:05:13.160 | (audience cheers)

00:05:15.480 | I am getting so sick and tired of this Groot.

00:05:19.480 | I am going to beat you up.

00:05:21.640 | (audience cheers)

00:05:26.280 | - Over here!

00:05:34.400 | (audience cheers)

00:05:44.000 | (audience cheers)

00:05:47.680 | (whistle blows)

00:05:50.360 | (growling)

00:05:53.600 | (growling)

00:05:55.840 | (audience laughs)

00:06:00.680 | (growling)

00:06:06.000 | (audience laughs)

00:06:15.040 | (audience cheers)

00:06:17.880 | - And so, God has a special plan for Captain 4-Dance 4,

00:06:29.440 | and you as well.

00:06:31.880 | Stay tuned for tomorrow's finale

00:06:34.160 | on Villagers of 4-Dance Boy.

00:06:36.480 | (audience cheers)

00:06:40.440 | (applause)

00:06:42.680 | (cheering and applause)