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2017-08-08 VBS Skit Day 2


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00:00:00.000 | [TV static]
00:00:02.000 | [TV static]
00:00:04.000 | This is CNN breaking news.
00:00:06.000 | Have you seen this man?
00:00:08.000 | We are proud to announce that Peter Kim,
00:00:10.000 | a former Samsung user,
00:00:12.000 | who was notorious for taking terrible selfies,
00:00:15.000 | has finally improved at a genuine iPhone.
00:00:19.000 | Now he can confidently take pictures
00:00:22.000 | and selfies at any beret event.
00:00:26.000 | And that's why Apple doesn't advance it.
00:00:29.000 | [TV static]
00:00:31.000 | [TV static]
00:00:33.000 | Last time on Adventures of Spork and Gorg.
00:00:37.000 | Spork was plugged into a docking system,
00:00:40.000 | forgetting her mission to spread the gospel,
00:00:43.000 | while nemesis of Genesis betrayed Mrs. Samsung.
00:00:47.000 | Meanwhile, Captain Gorg tried to wake up Spork.
00:00:51.000 | Spork, what's up?
00:00:53.000 | Come on.
00:00:55.000 | Oh my gosh, Gorg.
00:00:58.000 | The weirdest thing happened when I was synced in.
00:01:01.000 | I was like forgetting who I was
00:01:03.000 | and what I was supposed to be doing.
00:01:06.000 | I just really want to go home.
00:01:08.000 | Wait, we still need to spread the gospel.
00:01:11.000 | Maybe we can sync the information into the other iTunes.
00:01:16.000 | I have my Bible app, and we can install it for them.
00:01:22.000 | I feel like God is calling us to stay here
00:01:25.000 | and reach outside to us.
00:01:28.000 | I mean, I guess it doesn't matter to me.
00:01:30.000 | We might as well try, right?
00:01:32.000 | Do or do not. There is no try.
00:01:35.000 | I think we should just go home. It's safer there.
00:01:38.000 | You can just spread the gospel there.
00:01:42.000 | Dear God, I know that you love me
00:01:46.000 | even when I make wrong choices.
00:01:50.000 | There are so many things that I'd rather do
00:01:53.000 | than trust in you and follow your word,
00:01:55.000 | but I know that you are a God of the visible and the invisible,
00:02:00.000 | so help me to trust you more. Amen.
00:02:03.000 | Everyone, let's pray to help Spork.
00:02:06.000 | Repeat after me.
00:02:07.000 | God loves you.
00:02:11.000 | Even if you do wrong.
00:02:14.000 | God loves you.
00:02:17.000 | Even if you do wrong.
00:02:22.000 | Thanks, Pastor Spork, for all you guys.
00:02:25.000 | I feel so much better, and I think I can trust in God more.
00:02:29.000 | As Spork prayed, or after Spork prayed,
00:02:36.000 | God told her to go spread the gospel to new nations.
00:02:39.000 | So, Spork and Kork boarded the ship.
00:02:48.000 | And Spork and Kork decided to go back home,
00:02:51.000 | but little did Spork and Kork know
00:02:53.000 | that the nemesis of Genesis was also on their ship,
00:02:57.000 | plotting to sabotage their mission.
00:03:00.000 | [Music]
00:03:03.000 | [Music]
00:03:31.000 | Now, all I have to do is hop their ship
00:03:34.000 | so they're going to get hit by asteroids.
00:03:36.000 | What's going on with our ship?
00:03:38.000 | I don't know, but it's not steering.
00:03:42.000 | Kids, throw your asteroids on stage.
00:03:45.000 | [Laughter]
00:03:48.000 | Get us out of here!
00:03:51.000 | Use that one thing. What's it called?
00:03:53.000 | Use the Force!
00:03:55.000 | Do it! You didn't do it, Dad!
00:03:56.000 | You didn't do it, Mom!
00:03:57.000 | Use the Force!
00:03:58.000 | Oh, yeah.
00:04:00.000 | Help us, Jesus!
00:04:01.000 | You're our only hope!
00:04:03.000 | After they prayed, Spork and Kork crashed onto a new planet.
00:04:09.000 | Thank you, God, for saving us.
00:04:11.000 | Yeah, thanks for destroying that last asteroid right at the last second.
00:04:17.000 | Seriously, we can only see what's visible,
00:04:20.000 | but God always reveals more than what we can see.
00:04:24.000 | And after that, Spork and Captain Kork
00:04:27.000 | landed on the harsh desert of Tatooine.
00:04:31.000 | Tatooine!
00:04:32.000 | Tatooine!
00:04:38.000 | Where are we?
00:04:40.000 | It looks like we've landed on...
00:04:43.000 | Tatooine.
00:04:49.000 | What are those?
00:04:51.000 | I don't know, but I think--
00:04:53.000 | First things first, I'm fearless!
00:04:55.000 | I'm the meanest in the world, yeah!
00:04:57.000 | And I'm all up in shaky business,
00:04:59.000 | I'm gonna beat you down, 'cause I'm really the meanest, uh!
00:05:02.000 | J-A-B-B-A, put my name in the--
00:05:05.000 | Attack!
00:05:07.000 | [screaming]
00:05:12.000 | I'll join! I'll join! Help me!
00:05:14.000 | Join our forces.
00:05:18.000 | Yes, where's the food?
00:05:20.000 | [evil laugh]
00:05:22.000 | Good job, Jabba! I knew your minions would do my bidding.
00:05:27.000 | Good thing I texted you.
00:05:29.000 | You are evil. You are definitely evil.
00:05:33.000 | [evil laugh]
00:05:35.000 | But what are you going to do to me?
00:05:38.000 | Your lack of faith is disturbing.
00:05:41.000 | You will never, ever be able to share the gospel again.
00:05:45.000 | No! I don't want to!
00:05:47.000 | [evil laugh]
00:05:51.000 | And muhahaha, they did it.
00:05:54.000 | Will a Corgi's fork escape the hands of Jabba and Nemesis?
00:05:58.000 | Will Pastor Peter buy another iPhone?
00:06:01.000 | Come tomorrow to find out on the Adventure Zone.
00:06:03.000 | Corgis for more!
00:06:05.000 | [applause]
00:06:14.000 | [screaming]