start that year go play win the heisman the next spring comes around i'm like we're fucking doing fiji island my boy buys a fucking aaron hernandez jersey i buy a tim tebow jersey because i thought it'd be hilarious to go party and drink a thousand beers have a bunch of floaty like pools and like hay bales around it and it's like a phone party and stuff and and this fucking guy walks by me bumps me and then the guy comes back bro and hits me with the fucking shoulder check again this time both feet in the water he's walking like this and i just fucking crow hop and boom fucking knock him out